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Food photos → calories + macros
Photo your plate. Moss names the foods, guesses the grams and adds up calories, protein, carbs and fat.
$ sudo · $19 one-off
Moss learns to read your plate.
Everything in the open-source plan, plus food logging from a photo, a barcode or a sentence, and Moss reaction GIFs on your messages.
Adds to the bot you already run, then upgrade it. No subscription.
Food
Snap it, Moss counts it
Send what you ate the way you would tell a mate. Moss works out the numbers and shows you a card to check before anything is logged.
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Or just type it
2 eggs, 2 toast with butter works. Ask "calories in a steak?" to check without logging.
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Barcodes + nutrition labels
Scan a barcode or photo the label for exact numbers. Lookups use a UK food database and Open Food Facts before any AI guess.
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Fix anything in one tap
Every estimate arrives as a card: ✅ log it, ✏️ fix it, or reply with the right amount.
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Targets + weekly deficit
Daily calorie and protein targets, and a running deficit for the week built from what you logged and how you moved.
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Meal ideas + your kitchen
Photo a shop receipt and Moss keeps a list of what is at home. Ask /lunch for 3 ideas that fit what is left of your day.
Reaction GIFs
Moss, animated
Your messages arrive with a little Moss scene on top: morning, eating window, water, wins.
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A GIF for every moment
A built-in set of Moss clips for the morning message, window reminders, water checks and goals hit.
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Paper white or terminal dark
Pick the style in Settings to match your bot.
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Add your own
Forward any GIF to your bot and pick the one moment it is for. It joins the rotation.
Small print
The honest bits
- Food recognition runs on Workers AI in your own Cloudflare account. Normal personal use fits inside Cloudflare's free daily allowance, and the bot stops itself before going past it. If you choose to go further, Cloudflare bills you, not us.
- Estimates are estimates. Check the card before you log it. touchgrass is a habit nudge, not medical or diet advice.
- One-off payment, one bot per licence. Refund within 14 days and your bot drops back to the open-source plan.
- Everything in the open-source plan stays: moves, water, weight, fasting window, streaks, the dashboard.
Questions
Before you buy
- What's the difference from the open-source plan?
- The open-source plan does everything without AI: moves, water, caffeine, weight, fasting window, streaks. sudo adds food logging (which needs AI) and the reaction GIFs.
- Do I need a new bot?
- No. Buy, then add your licence key on /upgrade. Same bot, your data stays put.
- Is my food data sent to you?
- No. It goes from Telegram to your Worker and Workers AI, all on your own Cloudflare account.
- Want the screen and setup help too?
- That is root: everything in sudo, plus we help you set it up.