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$ root · $49 one-off

Everything in sudo. Then we set it up for you.

The full Moss: food logging and GIFs from sudo, a hand with setup, your day on an e-ink screen, and gadgets that log for you as they land.

Adds to the bot you already run, then upgrade it. No subscription.

Done for you

We help you set it up

Not into Cloudflare dashboards? Fine. We set your bot up with you, on your own accounts, so it is yours from day one.

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Your bot, running

Bot token, Cloudflare deploy, your hours and timezone, the agent hook if you use one. We do it with you; you keep every key.

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The polished bits

Your own domain if you want one, a bot name and avatar, your water, window and goals filled in.

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Your screen and gadgets

We connect whichever of the screens and gadgets below you own.

On your wall

Moss on a screen you already own

A TRMNL is a small e-ink screen made for dashboards. It sits on a desk or a fridge, shows a picture with no glare and no notifications, and fetches a fresh one on a timer. root puts your day on it: moves, water, fasting window, streak and Moss's face.

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TRMNL

Works with TRMNL. Bring your own screen; hardware is not included.

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Kindle

An old Kindle as the same screen. We are still testing this. It needs a jailbroken Kindle, which is your own job and at your own risk.

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Any old tablet

That old iPad, Android tablet or phone in your drawer becomes your desk screen. Plug it in, open one link, done. No hacking. We are still testing this.

Gadgets

Let your kit do the logging

We are looking into these now. They are not built yet, and we will only ship the ones that work properly.

[¬_¬] exploring

Smart scales

Step on, your weight lands in the bot. No typing numbers in.

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Whoop + fitness bands

Whoop, Polar, Garmin, Amazfit or a cheap smart ring. Sleep and recovery in your morning message, so Moss eases off on a rough day, and live heart rate while you move.

Extras

More Moss

Planned for root: Moss in your group chats, as many daily ticks as you want, and new looks.

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Group mode

Moss in a group chat with your team or mates: shared moves and streaks.

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Unlimited daily ticks

Track as many daily habits as you like.

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Skins

New looks for Moss as they come out.

Small print

The honest bits

  • Hardware is not included. root works with screens and gadgets you already own.
  • Labels mean what they say: testing = being tried now, exploring = we are looking into it and it may not ship, coming = planned. Buy root for what is ready today.
  • Kindle jailbreaking is your own job and at your own risk. We link to the community guides; we never host or bundle jailbreak tools.
  • Everything runs on your own Cloudflare and Telegram accounts. We never host your bot or keep your data.
  • One-off payment, one bot per licence. Refund within 14 days.

Questions

Before you buy

What's a TRMNL?
A small e-ink screen built to show dashboards. It refreshes itself on a timer and looks like paper, so it is calm to have on a desk or fridge. You buy it from TRMNL; it is not part of root.
Is sudo included?
Yes. root is everything in sudo (food logging and reaction GIFs) plus the extras on this page.
How does the setup help work?
After you buy, we get in touch and set your bot up with you. You keep every key and account; we never host it.
Already on sudo?
Email hello@touchgrass.sh and we'll sort the upgrade.